TOP ME OFF…

ATTENTION: 

                    *DANIEL HOLLORAN, BLAH, BLAH, BLAHGER IS GOING PUBLIC WITH HIS CLEAN HUMOR COMPANY:

*ALL UP IN ARMS

THIS IS A CHANCE FOR BLAHGEES AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR WITH THIS INNOVATIVE FIRM! A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO HELP OTHERS AND TO SURELY GROW WEALTHY!

WHAT EXACTLY IS “ALL UP IN ARMS” AND HOW DID IT COME ABOUT?

WELL, NOT TOO LONG AGO IN FRONT OF MY MIRROR IT HIT ME. I MUSED THAT IF EMPTY PRINTER CARTRIDGES COULD BE REFILLED…WHY NOT STICK DEODORANT CARTRIDGES?

SO, I TACTICALLY GAVE THE UPPER REACHES TIME OFF, AND, WITH EACH PENDULOUS SWING OF A “RUSTLING” ARM MARCHED INTO THE OFFICE OF A MAJOR HYGIENIC DEODORANT PRODUCER

AND, LIKE ROLLING TUMBLEWEEDS, THEY HEARD MY NEED

AS BENEFICENCE IS MUTUALLY GREAT FOR BOTH THE PUBLIC AND THE ORGANIZATION THEY QUICKLY RESPONDED

AT FIRST, THEY SIMPLY PROFFERED ME FREE READY TO SPIN PRODUCT. HOWEVER, ONCE I DISPLAYED MY FORLORN FACE & CYLINDERS, LIKE AN EMPTY HAT THEY GOT THE IDEA

JUST MOMENTS AFTER PERUSING AN ARTICLE ON SWEET SMELLING IMPLANTS THE RECEPTIONIST RETURNED TO MY AMAZEMENT WITH GOOD AS NEW, READY TO ROLL APPLICATORS

BOY WAS I FLUSHED!

AND SO BEGAN MY RECYCLING OF WHAT I HAD USED AND WHAT NEIGHBORS HAD KINDLY DONATED DOOR-TO-DOOR

IN MY SMALL TOWN THE DUMP THAT WAS DEDICATED FOR THESE THROW AWAYS WAS FULLY 5 FEET AROUND AND THE SAME IN HEIGHTH!

NOT NOW THOUGH!

AND, SO, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT, IF NOT AGAIN, AT LEAST THE 5 FEET HIGH THAT’S LOOKIN’ BACK AT YOU!

*INVEST AND JOIN ME AS WITH OUTSTRETCHED AMBROSIAL ARMS I RING THAT BELL ON WALL STREET!

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