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Host: Yes, callers, ring us to ponder the imponderable on “Plainly Impossible to Answer, But a Great Waste of Time to Try”. Our absurdly insolvable tonight is: Do mirrors look back?
Caller 1: Well, in thinking for the mirror, I think it all depends on who it’s looking at, is it worth a look back.
Host: Fine point, so it seems you’re saying they may be image conscious, not of themselves of course, but others, hmmm….
Caller 2: Yes, I believe if anyone knows if they look back it must be Momma or Pappa.
Host: What exactly do you mean?
Caller 2: Well, like any parent of a newborn knows, there’s a definite transference, a sure looking back and forth between the two. The glazier, the creator of the piece, probably goes through the same experience when he or she holds, admires, and coo coos the mirror for that first time; before handed off for professional or personal use.
Host: Hard to disprove…
Caller 3: Along the 1st caller’s response, if, you place in the room a very attractive, feminine-framed mirror with one “who” is roughly-bordered, perhaps of 2 by 4s, then you’ll get your answer. It will then be the time to exit that exchange and to leave the 2 glisteners alone.