STEAMROOM OPENING…

DEL ISHUS {SWEAT FOR THE REST OF US…}
ANNOUNCES:


GRAND OPENING OF THE LATEST ALL-AMERICAN STEAM ROOM!


*STEAM ALWAYS OF DOMESTIC ORIGIN-NEVER IMPORTED
*ADVISO: AGE INDUCED WRINKLES MAY TEMPORARILY DISAPPEAR ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN
**OVERINDULGENCE OF STEAM THERAPY HAS RESULTED IN VISUAL & AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS AS MISTY MARATHONERS HAVE DISCOVERED IN:
* BELIEVING ONE IS RIDING A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE WITH WHISTLE PRIVILEGES
*ADAMANTLY HEARING HISSING STEAM RADIATORS DESPITE THE GAS HEAT
* AND, “FEELING” THE STEAM JETS AS THE VERY GARMENT YOU’RE WEARING IS DE-CREASED
*AS ALWAYS-ABSOLUTELY NO CONSUMPTION OF STEAMED VEGETABLES WITHIN
*IF ONE HAS ANY SORT OF WATER ALLERGY PLEASE ALERT STAFF BEFORE ENTERING

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