GOING SOUTH ON NOR’EASTERS…

GOING SOUTH ON NOR’EASTERS…

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Mahdison, Connecticut:  With the recent spate of 5 Nor’ Easters in this New England state, one Police Official has seen it all now. Captain Ken Mercie said his force along with Paramedics have had to respond to numerous calls involving snow blowers-and it is not what you think. Responses not due to overexertion (no shoveling here), but, people becoming so despondent that they have had to fight the urge to throw oneself into the very solution over their snowdrifts. That’s right, people are running their blowers in reverse, and, also turning the device around and attempting to toss themselves in! Facing the blizzardly music, so to speak. They have decided to face their best friend and make the auger the end. Fortunately, no successful attempts yet, but many near misses. Captain M, as he is called, said one man only made it due to the extra-long scarf he wore. The blower still did its part and removed the snowfall and then proceeded to turn the man and his face nearly countless times against the frozen asphalt. The Captain said his frozen Goth look should fade away with the first days of Spring. Medical experts have alerted the public to be on the lookout for family members, who suddenly seem obsessed with spiral staircases, Rotini Pasta, or pulling out their childhood Spirographs ™ after years of abiding in the room they once occupied. If noticed, please alert health officials and the nearest pickup with plow to handle the white matter for the gray matter.

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