A spokesman for Earth Day proposes a couple of very practical ways to celebrate this magnanimous ball on which we live. On Mother’s Day we give our mothers a rest and take them out to eat so they need not feed others.  So, along this line, if everyone could please leave earth for that day and go to another planet it would be appreciated (nearby planet to be determined).

                Secondly, if we cannot arrange for all to hang the do not disturb sign and vacate earth we surely can do the following. At the exact same moment around the world, if we can all just leap to our feet that would be great! All those bodies with all that weight simultaneously easing off the surface would vastly lower the burden off of earth whose job it is to rotate us into our respective futures.

Thank You, Terra Firma

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