BOTTLED WIND FLYING OFF THE SHELVES..

BOTTLED WIND FLYING OFF THE SHELVES…

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Yes, “Wind In A Bottle” a fascinating new and novel product is breaking sales records!
Company spokeswoman, Gail Force, states that with a special sub-barometric process the company has figured out how to release the equivalent of a 3-Day Nor’easter with a simple twist of the cap, all in a 12 ounce bottle. And, impossibly, it also will last for that long, 72 hours of a rush guaranteed.
She states that these are just a few of the uses for this must gust:
*Stranded in a sailboat with the doldrums, just twist and direct…
*Self-Defense in an enclosed space…
*Clearing fallen tresses in a hair salon in nothing flat…
*Conducting quality control in a fan factory…
*Enjoying that apartment tub turned Jacuzzi…
*And…stifle the elevator music if trapped in one…
**Special early March sales event…

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