3 MEN RESCUED…!
Yes, 3 bald men were rescued from a fescue-free, barren remote island today. Ironically, the men became shipwrecked while on a cruise celebrating their baldness. Just how did this rescue occur? Well, fortunately, the 3 were men of polish, literally. They kept their pates smooth and shiny even while regaling each other with hair tales until freed. Then, they simply aimed their reflectors in unison, intensified the sunbeam, and began a fire. How, mind you, did they manage to burn “anything” on simply a spit of sand alone? As providence would have it, washed ashore was an ad for a getaway on the island of Toupeeah-Toupeeah. Tinder and flame has brought fame and game. The men have understandably bonded by the experience and quit their prior vocations. They are now traveling (by air) to the Alps to address the snow-pack. They call themselves the Curly 3 after the clean comedy troupe.